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I'm too friggin' rich to even title this poem (Free verse) by T. Jonathron Remp
Cash moves the whole world into a swirl of chocolate greed curl I can feel the slippery golden cash nuggets glide through my open yet tightly clasped fingers I can feel the extreme happiness that comes from checkin' a big bank roll I would feel like I had an enormous green feather coming out of my derby if it were not for my intense whiteness I could buy something very expensive and not notice a difference in the amount of money I have I can feel the rearrangement of my neurons as they react to the fact that I'm hella rich I can resist the temptation to feel sad regarding tiny dead children in far away lands because I have like a zillion bucks I have golden monster trucks I am the like best person in the world because my pocket is filled with ginormous wads of pure cash I can sense the hair follicles in my inner ear sway back and forth as the bank teller tells me that I'm flippin' rich and it feels great

Up the ladder: Those eyes have dreams
Down the ladder: Lost and Found

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.5
Weighted score: 4.976287
Overall Rank: 8241
Posted: August 12, 2005 11:47 AM PDT; Last modified: August 12, 2005 11:47 AM PDT
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[9] Bethy @ 24.222.32.190 | 14-Aug-05/2:17 PM | Reply
Money money money money!!!! but Jon you gotta send some of that cash to the little children...K... Bethy :)
[n/a] Dental Panic @ 84.31.86.195 | 15-Aug-05/4:52 AM | Reply
Just saw the movie - good fun.
[n/a] T. Jonathron Remp @ 128.252.229.185 > Dental Panic | 1-Sep-05/8:28 AM | Reply
What movie?
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