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Soft Stuff (Free verse) by RGSsparky
Soft stuff like playdough, Its so fun to make stuff out of with. Soft stuff like silly putty, Makes hilarious noises. Soft stuff like gel packs, Are great to prod and poke. Soft stuff like bogies, Tasted good when you were 4. Soft stuff like boobies, So much fun for ever more. Soft stuff like slugs, Turn frothy with additions of salt. Soft stuff like napalm, Burns for hours just for fun. Soft stuff can be fun, Or it can be lots of fun. But just makes sure its not soft stuff, That comes from your bum.

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Arithmetic Mean: 7.0
Weighted score: 5.2384057
Overall Rank: 4130
Posted: August 8, 2005 12:28 PM PDT; Last modified: August 8, 2005 12:28 PM PDT
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[n/a] ALChemy @ 65.188.89.69 | 9-Aug-05/1:41 AM | Reply
How does Silly Putty make hilarious noises?
[n/a] RGSsparky @ 81.136.193.42 > ALChemy | 9-Aug-05/5:09 PM | Reply
Trap some air in it and squeeze!
[8] Bethy @ 24.222.32.234 | 9-Aug-05/12:37 PM | Reply
hehehehehehe hahaah heh heh ya ya fun...:) Bethy
[n/a] RGSsparky @ 81.136.193.42 > Bethy | 9-Aug-05/5:09 PM | Reply
yup
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