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Amputation (Free verse) by Enkidu
I cut my brother off today He couldn't get a job He wouldn't get a job He shouldn't get a job So I cut him off My doctor said he'll be contagious For the next three to fifty-seven years My dentist said that my brother Is a no-good lousy bum I'm glad I cut him off before those symptoms showed Besides, it only hurt for a little while And I saved a load of money.

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.0
Weighted score: 5.119203
Overall Rank: 5776
Posted: July 29, 2005 3:47 PM PDT; Last modified: July 29, 2005 3:47 PM PDT
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[8] LilMsLadyPoet @ 205.188.116.69 | 31-Jul-05/7:09 AM | Reply
Giggled at this one!
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