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Naughty Poems (R)

Member since 2005 · Posted 16 Jun 2005 · 14 comments

POEM # 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass POEM # 2 Im a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down POEM # 3 Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn POEM # 4 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. POEM # 5 Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut. POEM # 6 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. POEM # 7 Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we fucked And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. POEM # 8 Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration POEM # 9 Men are like public toilets They are either engaged or full of shit! POEM # 10 If guys had they periods They would compare the size of their tampons! POEM # 11 Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN! POEM # 12 Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you Ohh baby I get horny, Eat me, Beat me, Bite me, Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me, Very slowly, if you kiss me, dont be sassy, Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!! Poem #13 Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue... I'm In Love But Not With You... When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But All It Was... Was Another Guy, You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick, I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick... I Said I Loved You And You Thought It Was True, But Guess What Baby?! You Got Played Too!! Poem #14 Guys are like parking spots... the good ones are always taken... and the ones that are available, are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny*

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[6] lil_evil_boi 16-Jun-05/8:01 PM Reply

Facinating poems...

[7] sacred_poet_me › lil_evil_boi 16-Jun-05/9:03 PM Reply

Yes indeed. Very interesting...

[8] Dovina 17-Jun-05/10:25 AM Reply

These are very funny! Did you write all of them; some seem familiar, but I'm not accusing you of anything, could be that they are just the kind of thing I've heard before.

[n/a] deleted user 17-Jun-05/1:45 PM Reply

Of all the cries from pain some sound suspiciously like delight...

I simply don't believe that some parts, like 4 and 9, are not classics. But it's fun reading. Exactly what this manic-depressive board needs.

[0] zodiac 18-Jun-05/2:26 AM Reply

These are the least naughty poems I've ever read.

[0] zodiac 18-Jun-05/3:06 AM Reply

And,

*********PLAGIARISM ALERT***********

You don't seem to have gotten the point last time, lil_evil_boi (or seem to be unable to distinguish between things you've heard once and things you've invented yourself). You must go running to record companies all the time with some song you've written, only to find it's "Losing My Religion".

Nentwined: Not that you need to, but google any line from any of these. The most egregious ones are actual bumper stickers.

[n/a] untamed_fierce › zodiac 18-Jun-05/2:37 PM Reply

Pardon me? These short poems are "plagiarized(said by zodiac)" by "untamed_fierce" not "lil_evil_boi". I believe there's a mistake.

[0] zodiac › untamed_fierce 19-Jun-05/5:12 AM Reply

But let's pretend for a moment this is a satisfactory answer.

Are you Ashley? http://tinyurl.com/9f9ap
Or Russell John? http://tinyurl.com/9tsp9
Or one of these people? http://tinyurl.com/abf6q
Or one of these? http://tinyurl.com/bth83

[6] lil_evil_boi › zodiac 18-Jun-05/3:13 PM Reply

Excuse me? It's "untamed_fierce" not "lil_evil_boi". Next time please check the person who you are accusing before you actually accuse them.

[0] zodiac › lil_evil_boi 19-Jun-05/4:57 AM Reply

You could not more obviously be the same person if one of you existed in the other one's ass. Look at your messages. They're exactly the same, posted from the same IP# within fifteen minutes of each other.

And by the way, neither of your responses is a satisfactory answer to, *********PLAGIARISM ALERT**********

[6] lil_evil_boi › zodiac 19-Jun-05/7:01 PM Reply

It doesnt matter if your IP# is the same as someone elses, check out 24.69.255.205 or 195.157.153.249 or 213.146.148.199. I doubt all the users with those IP# are the same poeple. And by the way, coincidences happen you know. What if my message is posted with the same IP# as untamed_fierce, and within fifteen minutes of each other. That doesnt prove anything AT ALL. So shut up unless you have some sort of persuasive "speech" and "reliable" evidences. If not, I wouldnt be accusing someone of plagiarizing that fast.

[0] zodiac › lil_evil_boi 20-Jun-05/5:38 AM Reply

POINT #1: This poem is plagiarized. If I've accused the wrong person, that doesn't make the poem less plagiarized.

POINT #2: lil_evil_boi, untamed_fierce, sacred_poet_me, and wow_ur_good only have two IP #s between them. Both are registered to Canadian service providers; one's a home and one's a small server, like in a school. As far as "coincidences happen you know" goes, the odds of this being a coincidence are absolutely astronomical.

POINT #3: So actually, it does prove something. Servers simply don't act like you're trying to say they do. And even if they did, the more likely explanation is that you're always logging out as lil_evil_boi and then immediately logging in under one of your other usernames from the same computer. It doesn't help any that you write EXACTLY THE SAME WAY under all your usernames.

POINT #4: re "24.69.255.205 or 195.157.153.249 or 213.146.148.199... I doubt all the users with those IP# are the same people". Actually, they are. They admitted it ages ago. Ace argument, though!

POINT #5: You are simply flabbergasting. What do you get out of it?

[0] Bankrupt_Word_Clerk 19-Jun-05/7:41 PM Reply

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_312.htm

They Are plagiarized. Here is a sight with all of the above located on the same page.

[n/a] deleted user › Bankrupt_Word_Clerk 19-Jun-05/7:58 PM Reply

'...that the material is public domain. All efforts are made to confirm they are not copyrighted material in any way. If you are the legal copyright owner of such material and we have mistakenly published the material on our Lots of Jokes network, please contact our headquarters for further information.'

Very smart. The poem isn't signed and free for grabs. Happy with your 15-minutes fame, Untamed?