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Naughty Poems (R) (Free verse) by untamed_fierce POEM # 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
POEM # 2
Im a cool girl, in a cool town
it takes a real mother fucker to put me down
POEM # 3
Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
POEM # 4
Guys are like roses,
Watch out for the pricks.
POEM # 5
Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a slut.
POEM # 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
POEM # 7
Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we fucked
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the shit I'd be in.
POEM # 8
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information...
or do you need a demonstration
POEM # 9
Men are like public toilets
They are either engaged or full of shit!
POEM # 10
If guys had they periods
They would compare the size of their tampons!
POEM # 11
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
POEM # 12
Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me,
Beat me,
Bite me,
Blow me,
Suck me,
Fuck me,
Very slowly,
if you kiss me,
dont be sassy,
Use your tongue and make it nasty!!!!
Poem #13
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue...
I'm In Love But Not With You...
When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried
But All It Was...
Was Another Guy,
You Told Your Friends That I Was A Trick,
I Told Mine That You Had A Weak Dick...
I Said I Loved You
And You Thought It Was True,
But Guess What Baby?!
You Got Played Too!!
Poem #14
Guys are like parking spots...
the good ones are always taken...
and the ones that are available,
are either handicapped or too far away!! *Darny*
Up the ladder:
am i right?
Down the ladder:
test
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Posted: June 16, 2005 7:54 PM PDT; Last modified: June 16, 2005 7:54 PM PDTWeighted score: 4.5965877 Overall Rank: 12552 Comments:
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lil_evil_boi @ 70.68.76.244
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16-Jun-05/8:01 PM
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Facinating poems...
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sacred_poet_me @ 70.68.76.244
> lil_evil_boi
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16-Jun-05/9:03 PM
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Yes indeed. Very interesting...
These are very funny! Did you write all of them; some seem familiar, but I'm not accusing you of anything, could be that they are just the kind of thing I've heard before.
Of all the cries from pain some sound suspiciously like delight...
I simply don't believe that some parts, like 4 and 9, are not classics. But it's fun reading. Exactly what this manic-depressive board needs.
These are the least naughty poems I've ever read.
And,
*********PLAGIARISM ALERT*********** You don't seem to have gotten the point last time, lil_evil_boi (or seem to be unable to distinguish between things you've heard once and things you've invented yourself). You must go running to record companies all the time with some song you've written, only to find it's "Losing My Religion". Nentwined: Not that you need to, but google any line from any of these. The most egregious ones are actual bumper stickers.
Pardon me? These short poems are "plagiarized(said by zodiac)" by "untamed_fierce" not "lil_evil_boi". I believe there's a mistake.
But let's pretend for a moment this is a satisfactory answer.
Are you Ashley? http://tinyurl.com/9f9ap Or Russell John? http://tinyurl.com/9tsp9 Or one of these people? http://tinyurl.com/abf6q Or one of these? http://tinyurl.com/bth83
Excuse me? It's "untamed_fierce" not "lil_evil_boi". Next time please check the person who you are accusing before you actually accuse them.
You could not more obviously be the same person if one of you existed in the other one's ass. Look at your messages. They're exactly the same, posted from the same IP# within fifteen minutes of each other.
And by the way, neither of your responses is a satisfactory answer to, *********PLAGIARISM ALERT**********
It doesnt matter if your IP# is the same as someone elses, check out 24.69.255.205 or 195.157.153.249 or 213.146.148.199. I doubt all the users with those IP# are the same poeple. And by the way, coincidences happen you know. What if my message is posted with the same IP# as untamed_fierce, and within fifteen minutes of each other. That doesnt prove anything AT ALL. So shut up unless you have some sort of persuasive "speech" and "reliable" evidences. If not, I wouldnt be accusing someone of plagiarizing that fast.
POINT #1: This poem is plagiarized. If I've accused the wrong person, that doesn't make the poem less plagiarized.
POINT #2: lil_evil_boi, untamed_fierce, sacred_poet_me, and wow_ur_good only have two IP #s between them. Both are registered to Canadian service providers; one's a home and one's a small server, like in a school. As far as "coincidences happen you know" goes, the odds of this being a coincidence are absolutely astronomical. POINT #3: So actually, it does prove something. Servers simply don't act like you're trying to say they do. And even if they did, the more likely explanation is that you're always logging out as lil_evil_boi and then immediately logging in under one of your other usernames from the same computer. It doesn't help any that you write EXACTLY THE SAME WAY under all your usernames. POINT #4: re "24.69.255.205 or 195.157.153.249 or 213.146.148.199... I doubt all the users with those IP# are the same people". Actually, they are. They admitted it ages ago. Ace argument, though! POINT #5: You are simply flabbergasting. What do you get out of it?
http://www.lotsofjokes.com/cat_312.htm
They Are plagiarized. Here is a sight with all of the above located on the same page.
'...that the material is public domain. All efforts are made to confirm they are not copyrighted material in any way. If you are the legal copyright owner of such material and we have mistakenly published the material on our Lots of Jokes network, please contact our headquarters for further information.'
Very smart. The poem isn't signed and free for grabs. Happy with your 15-minutes fame, Untamed? 196 view(s)
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