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My Tongue ..... and God (Free verse) by BadPoet
I can stick my tongue way out It's easy to inspect it. When there's lots of germs about I often disinfect it. No other bits come out on show ....my nose, my eyes, my chin. My tongue alone flicks to and fro The rest of them stay "in". So why did God make tongues this way How benefits mankind? If God were here perhaps he'd say "I had ice cream in mind."

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.8125
Weighted score: 3.9540534
Overall Rank: 13404
Posted: March 16, 2002 1:14 AM PST; Last modified: March 16, 2002 1:14 AM PST
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[8]... anonymous @ | 27-Jul-01/3:18 PM | Reply
:rofl: I love the punch line.
[8]... anonymous @ | 9-Sep-01/4:02 PM | Reply
can i adopt you? lol
[n/a] nentwined @ | 16-Mar-02/1:21 AM | Reply
=) Whoohoo bad poetry! ;)
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 62.190.174.80 | 9-Jul-02/2:54 PM | Reply
O Jesu! I dare not think what would happen if you wrote erotic fiction. Delightful play-off of anatomy and religion!!!!!!!!!!
[6] Jill Stockinger @ 209.162.37.68 | 14-Jul-02/2:44 PM | Reply
Sweet, silly.
[6] deleted user @ 66.32.61.202 | 7-Aug-02/5:25 AM | Reply
Fluffy and not serious poetry, but cute and clever.
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