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...on the Benefits of Being Ugly (Limerick) by Goad A Discourse from the Rapist of San Miguel
on the Benefits of Being Ugly
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I ain't gonna lie -- I ain't handsome
As for sex appeal? charm? I could stand some.
But when chicks from me flee?
Well, it don't bother me --
I know they'll fight less when they've ran some.
Up the ladder:
Spuna Vs. Turkeef
Down the ladder:
The Gold and silver dress
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Posted: March 5, 2005 2:13 PM PST; Last modified: March 5, 2005 2:13 PM PSTWeighted score: 5.62753 Overall Rank: 2188 Comments:
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MacFrantic @ 205.188.116.67
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5-Mar-05/8:59 PM
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Good
I found it funny, am I wrong?
...well, it IS certainly politically incorrect enough to make even me wince as I posted it.
Happy to hear you winced.
I don't think you get that in limericks the rhyming words are supposed to be funny ones. Or even just odd ones, like - oh I don't know - 'laser,' 'Negro,' or 'rupture'.
Good. Original rhyming asnd scansion. talented.
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