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...on the Benefits of Being Ugly

Member since 2004 · Posted 5 Mar 2005 · 6 comments

A Discourse from the Rapist of San Miguel on the Benefits of Being Ugly ----------------------------------------- I ain't gonna lie -- I ain't handsome As for sex appeal? charm? I could stand some. But when chicks from me flee? Well, it don't bother me -- I know they'll fight less when they've ran some.

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[9] MacFrantic 5-Mar-05/8:59 PM Reply

Good

[8] LintyWeenis 6-Mar-05/3:50 PM Reply

I found it funny, am I wrong?

[n/a] Goad › LintyWeenis 6-Mar-05/3:58 PM Reply

...well, it IS certainly politically incorrect enough to make even me wince as I posted it.

[n/a] Dovina › Goad 7-Mar-05/8:44 AM Reply

Happy to hear you winced.

[9] zodiac 7-Mar-05/2:13 AM Reply

I don't think you get that in limericks the rhyming words are supposed to be funny ones. Or even just odd ones, like - oh I don't know - 'laser,' 'Negro,' or 'rupture'.

[8] Edna Sweetlove 15-May-06/5:17 PM Reply

Good. Original rhyming asnd scansion. talented.