To all villains and evildoers miscreants mischief-makers and reprobate scoundrels Listen As of 10 O' clock in the a.m. Saturday THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER ACTS OF HEROISM To clarify No more valor determination hard-headedness courage nobility or prowess...OF ANY KIND Simply put The knight has fallen off of his white stallion his noble steed and has landed himself in the Virgin Islands for the weekend So In effect as of now we have precisely 72 hours 72 HOURS to live it up and lock it down I suggest that each and every one of you stake your claim as quickly as possible Now settle down I SAID SETTLE DOWN I have one last announcement to make Anyone in the company of the damsel in distress would do good to break off that engagement IMMEDIATELT That bitch is mine