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Joanna (Limerick) by DR Limerick
There was a young girl called joanna. She had a face like a bag of spanners her boy friend said Jo. Its your turn to finish diz vun!!!! Happy Holidays from Ze Doctor!!!

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Arithmetic Mean: 0.25
Weighted score: 4.433786
Overall Rank: 12922
Posted: December 21, 2004 12:56 PM PST; Last modified: December 21, 2004 12:56 PM PST
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[1] Bhaskaryya @ 212.162.192.165 | 21-Dec-04/11:26 PM | Reply
This is ot a limerick.

A limerick consists of 5 lines and has the rhyme scheme of aabba. Joanna and Spanners don't rhyme and this has only 3 lines. Not funny either. A 1.
[n/a] DR Limerick @ 213.48.74.38 > Bhaskaryya | 22-Dec-04/2:01 PM | Reply
No you diken heden you just dont get it do you!!!!!
I iz zee doktor.
know try agen!!
[0] auscot @ 138.130.92.116 | 22-Dec-04/2:08 AM | Reply
There was a young girl called Joanna
with a face shaped like a banana.
Her boyfriend said so,
I want you to know,
she's bent and comes from Havana.
[n/a] DR Limerick @ 213.48.74.38 > auscot | 22-Dec-04/2:03 PM | Reply
Yar diz ist just vot ims lookig for vell doning.

good limerick 10/10
[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.83.12 | 20-May-06/5:05 PM | Reply
Childish drivel.
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