A Lost Fistful of Haiku

--- The Question to ask is not whether one may suck but what one does suck. Some girl from my class picked me up going to school. Why not fraternize? Soccer's left me beat. If European I'd say, Football's left me beat. The worst crack problem, and he even has a belt. This even beats Joel. The damn turtle kid, why'd Gamera spare him from grisly Kaiju death? Kids in theaters, yacky kids that won't shut up, they need shock collars. Lost in Translation, Alas, how I can relate. Damn Greek and Latin. Three Thousand hours spent in my home Theater with Mystery Science. Strangers chat me up walking to school, musicians, Buddhist engineers. Damn Christmas Decor, It's not even December. Bah Fucking Humbug. ---