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Hand Job (Ode) by unnesessary Jeremy -shardick, back ass 8,whore us 8 - you suck so bad, that I kind
of feel sorry for you, your almost like a retarded cousin - or a
perverted uncle.I'm sorry about your lack of talent - your lack of ideas
- your sheer and total lack of thought.
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Posted: September 15, 2004 1:16 PM PDT; Last modified: September 15, 2004 1:23 PM PDTWeighted score: 5.302559 Overall Rank: 3677 Comments:
Jeremy really does suck at poetry(and dick).
Bravo!
True
this is a poem?
No an (ode)or statement?
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Besides we all know that it's called a "Hand-Shandy", and since you haven't removed those oven mitts in some time... Odds are YOU'RE going to have to blow this cob.
But you're still a dick handler.