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On the Discovery of Fevers and Properly Supervised Elevation (Limerick) by Enkidu
I sat yesterday in my bed Feigning pains so severe in my head As my mother came near She whispered in my ear That for now I'd be better off dead Almost an empty elevator Except for this shifty-eyed waiter What a dull sort of work To lift hundreds of jerks And I... hey, I know you...Christian Slater!

Up the ladder: december
Down the ladder: As The Days Turn to Months

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.25
Weighted score: 5.1490035
Overall Rank: 5343
Posted: August 3, 2004 1:25 AM PDT; Last modified: August 3, 2004 1:25 AM PDT
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