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Panda Love (Free verse) by Semper Phildelis
Female panda, female panda, You know I wanna bang ya, With body black and ears of white, Feed me panda love tonight. I love the way you walk, And I love the way you talk, Aw, comeon babe, why do you sulk? Dontchu wanna rub my FAT BELLY!

Up the ladder: Broken
Down the ladder: The Fonz Koan

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Arithmetic Mean: 3.3333333
Weighted score: 4.8013287
Overall Rank: 11136
Posted: July 11, 2004 6:07 PM PDT; Last modified: July 11, 2004 6:07 PM PDT
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[5] bamf909 @ 63.26.221.238 | 22-Apr-05/10:12 AM | Reply
this is kind of funny. i think "bang" is kind of harsh. i want to like the male panda, and that means he should be more sensitive to her needs. why odesnt he bring her a bouquet of bamboo shoots or something? (5)
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