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Limerick № 105709

foreplay

by DR Limerick

Member since 2004 · Posted 19 Jun 2004 · Edited 25 Mar 2005 · 2 comments

There once was a young girl from Norway. who hung by her feet from the doorway. Which worked out quite well. For when you rang her bell. You were actally giving her foreplay!!!!

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[6] Dovina 25-Mar-05/2:28 PM Reply
Limericks are so hard to use as a means of saying anything besides funny-ha-ha, I'm surprised you haven't tried something else by now.
[3] Edna Sweetlove 20-May-06/5:01 PM Reply
Spoiled by the exclamation marks.