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foreplay (Limerick) by DR Limerick
There once was a young girl from Norway. who hung by her feet from the doorway. Which worked out quite well. For when you rang her bell. You were actally giving her foreplay!!!!

Up the ladder: The Final Love
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Arithmetic Mean: 3.0
Weighted score: 4.7615943
Overall Rank: 11687
Posted: June 19, 2004 12:02 AM PDT; Last modified: March 25, 2005 12:32 PM PST
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[6] Dovina @ 12.72.33.77 | 25-Mar-05/2:28 PM | Reply
Limericks are so hard to use as a means of saying anything besides funny-ha-ha, I'm surprised you haven't tried something else by now.
[3] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.83.12 | 20-May-06/5:01 PM | Reply
Spoiled by the exclamation marks.
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