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Dave (Limerick) by DR Limerick
There once was a man called dave who kept a dead whore in a cave He said I admit I know its a bit sick. But just think of all the money i save.

Up the ladder: Playing Hearts
Down the ladder: Your sad goodbye

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.428571
Weighted score: 5.384202
Overall Rank: 3232
Posted: May 31, 2004 12:28 AM PDT; Last modified: May 31, 2004 12:28 AM PDT
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[9] titan69 @ 62.31.28.189 | 31-May-04/12:14 PM | Reply
Good limerick
[6] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 212.219.223.8 | 1-Jun-04/2:27 AM | Reply
This sounds very much like... DAVE AIDS.

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[0] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.83.12 | 20-May-06/4:57 PM | Reply
You have a total cheek for posting one of the oldest limericks known to mankind as your own. THIS IS AT LEAST 30 YEARS OLD!
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