Re: For M. B. by Tits	15-Oct-03/8:49 AM
Excellent. -10-
Re: The Ballade of Hollis Browne by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	27-Jan-04/1:28 AM
James, I trust you saw my reply at http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=80284 My source (whose name shall not be revealed) has informed me as follows. 1. You got a First in the first year and a First in the second year but - to the disappointment of absolutely everyone - a 2:1 at the end of your degree. Well done! 2. You "read" Computer Science. Again, well done! 3. A significant number of girls in your year "fancied" you because they saw you as being "the strong, silent type". Well done! 4. You were splendidly rude to my source, whom you so pointedly ignored, even though you lived on the same staircase as him for a year. My source discloses that you would turn your back on him when he entered the communal kitchen and ignore him completely when he attempted to say hello. Well done! Ha ha! I love this game! I am THE WORLD'S BEST DETECTIVE. A cable television channel should be dedicated to broadcasting unflattering images of my swollen face TWENTY FOUR HOURS A DAY. But I am slightly upset that you have failed so miserably to discover even the slightest piece of knowledge about me. You haven't even been able to discover my real name. Perhaps I managed to throw you off the scent with an amusing instance of "identity theft". Could do better if tried harder. -10-
Re: The Shocker (or "Where to put your fingers") by Tits	27-Sep-04/11:53 AM
Two in the goo; One in the poo.