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20 most recent comments by ==Doylum (401-420) and replies

Re: recent submissions by <~> 16-Aug-02/4:25 PM
bachus runs over to his favorite gymnasium for his daily dose of rent. He doesn't know he does it man he's crazy, the man one crazy mother he splits you up so bad not even the plumes of goo he milks from his rent will stick you back together.
Re: The plains of Africa by horus8 16-Aug-02/4:02 PM
Yeah i'll send you an address when i find a suitable one. What ye gonna send me, will it alter my mind? My family decline the opportunity to sample your goods they have their own god. Yours gleefully awaiting presents nick nack paddy wack give the dog a kick....
Re: love song by <~> 16-Aug-02/2:27 PM
auld clootie builds you all up to a maginficent point, which he makes ever so well, with little to no conceit like the deity he is he give quite selflessly, jesus fuck have i been reading this right, no says he you are the shite below my well shod grisel my purple clingons are more sentient than you, i shall mail you some forthwith so that you may share in my supremity
Re: love song by <~> 16-Aug-02/2:18 PM
oh fuck i've weed all over my new going out kegs, shit
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/2:12 PM
The old omnipotence things not working again is it. Monkees! oh child but yes far superior to placenta or whatever the fuck.
Re: The plains of Africa by horus8 16-Aug-02/1:54 PM
when is the next cake (what a wonderful name) album out, i do hope its as finely crafted as the gagbox no its not a joke really its not. so many instruments so little time, yet you do seem to concentrate on one instrument in particular.
Re: Crossspecies Blues by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/1:37 PM
horus8 you not only hummble me with your sage words, you wet my knickers with delight at you sheer capacity for wonderous thought, had i not encountered a being like you my life would have failed long ago, if but one of us can bask in the glory of an unknown band then i for 1 am all for it. More power to your mighty thrusts of wordsmithery.
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/1:25 PM
Why not use your omnipotence to enlighten your serfs?
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/1:21 PM
what other meanings are there my dear?
Re: love song by <~> 16-Aug-02/1:14 PM
your were handel-ing it so well auld then it all burst out like wasteage from a well feed dog. I am a good of the modern arts, come dance and play and rolick at my feet, my friends are super my life is twisted, experience of which you may only dream. I liked you better before when everything had a place and a newspaper to fit it.
Re: Painters by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/1:08 PM
Your my favourite work of art. you make me smile in my heart, bring me more words, more of your chaterings i miss you come back
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/12:54 PM
i will not go to the function with you my loki in reverse.
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/11:06 AM
stop flirting with me, it won't work I don't love you.
Re: Hunny by Venus 16-Aug-02/10:43 AM
Ah a good one, curse ye gods for making me this way. I don't mind telling you i had hoped for something as awful as The poet, but thenyou wrote this and i had to grudgingly give you 6 of the best, beat and bash and maime and hurt.... its alright i've taken another pill doctor says i'll forget about her, knives, shovel, rake, howl sob snivel, given time.
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/10:26 AM
no dear thats just repeating whats already been said, ah no no my mistake thats your stock-in-trade
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/8:49 AM
by jove i think you've got it, thats the one, may all your children have large peni and that includes the girls
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/8:35 AM
Venus was that an sorry attempt at a new verse, if so my suspicion that you are a flid and your boyfriend the proud owner of a shining button mushroom are confirmed
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/8:33 AM
no this one will never do. try again please, i shall be sending you entry to dearest bob for judgment so it had better be good.
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/8:18 AM
que?
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/8:13 AM
next verse please


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