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20 most recent comments by ==Doylum (221-240)

Re: Kiss Me by Butterflies 15-Aug-02/6:19 PM
show me your horn and i will us it. I know, I know, but i'm juvenile i can't help it
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Aug-02/6:23 PM
I'm sorry, no really, i'm really really sorry, i just don't know what came over me. please accept my most sincere apologes
Re: love song by <~> 15-Aug-02/6:27 PM
well why don't we stage a love in, i lkie you and you like me
Re: love song by <~> 15-Aug-02/6:28 PM
do like the poem though so can i be included, or do i have to sit at the edge looking in like the charcoal faced kids at school
Re: love song by <~> 15-Aug-02/6:35 PM
you and zzinnia appeared to have already started a love in my dear jo, but your right I mustn't encroach, your little stubs may get damaged and then how l33t would you be
Re: Friends Diminished by shwenatjadeflower 15-Aug-02/6:44 PM
Not even the smallest of strokes? I will be gentle
Re: love song by <~> 15-Aug-02/6:54 PM
but zzinnia i could be nasty too. Give me a chance, i know i'm only a northern lug, but i don't mean well. Why am i not worthy mother i did all the things you said still they reject me
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Aug-02/7:08 PM
seriously -=jo90=- i feel sorry for you, what is it about 3 inches? modelled from real life no doubt, is this a l33t penis? don't worry you can get surgery now, or perhaps you could just add a few words, i can see why zzinnia thinks your big and manly
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Aug-02/7:15 PM
yes my dear, say you love me and we shall run away together, we shall start a farm and raise hotdogwenners* together, i shall suckle them on my mighty man nipple and together we shall rule the world, or althernativley na not really though i am aroused by your f-hole.
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Aug-02/7:17 PM
sorry my writting lithp appears to have reared its radiant arse again
regarding some deleted poem... 15-Aug-02/7:27 PM
you mustn't apology to the son of satan, he will only lure you to his pink and fluffy domain with his cunning linguistics. I only showed initial disappointment at your poem, but its to late now, 7/10 not good enough for ye your want the moon on a stick - well i'm taking my bat and going home, to see what other possibilities such gaming equipment offers
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/7:57 AM
there is no checkmate in monopoly you simpering inbred gentleman, opps i mean wing-ed shadow.
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/8:13 AM
next verse please
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/8:18 AM
que?
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/8:33 AM
no this one will never do. try again please, i shall be sending you entry to dearest bob for judgment so it had better be good.
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/8:35 AM
Venus was that an sorry attempt at a new verse, if so my suspicion that you are a flid and your boyfriend the proud owner of a shining button mushroom are confirmed
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/8:49 AM
by jove i think you've got it, thats the one, may all your children have large peni and that includes the girls
regarding some deleted poem... 16-Aug-02/10:20 AM
don't dare correct my spelling
Re: Bloody cow by ==Doylum 16-Aug-02/10:26 AM
no dear thats just repeating whats already been said, ah no no my mistake thats your stock-in-trade
regarding some deleted poem... 16-Aug-02/10:35 AM
this takes me to another place with its mind bending awfulness


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