Stephen Robins23 Apr 2004

4. Thomas Hobbes - he was a sloppy cunt, State of Nature, State of my arse more like.
5. Jean Jacque Rosseau - credible right up to the part when he started fucking anything that moved including himself.
6. Locke - Would have had slightly more gravitas had his father not locked him up in a cupboard for the first 16 years of his life.
7. Darwin - rubbished in fine style by David Koresh.
8. Ron Atkinson - was for a time revered, however, recent actions have led to a revisionist backlash against what was formerly regarded as gospel.