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zodiac 21-Apr-04/6:31 AM
These are genuine 'witty' 'quips' by Simon Cowell on American Idol:
- "It was like The Exorcist."
- "If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning."
- "You had about as much passion as a kitten mewing."
- "You sang like someone who sings on a cruise ship. Halfway through I imagined the ship sinking."
- "I think you're amazing ... amazingly dreadful."
- "That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, it was extraordinarily bad."

Please check out this article for the best of the American anti-Cowell backlash, as it's both our countries in a nutshell: http://slate.msn.com/id/2098000




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