Never thought I'd be so bored Sitting here at twenty four Time for some Kool-Aid I'll rent me a french maid and head down to Raceway I need some Fruit Loops anyway. Smoking all my Camel Cigarettes If I get cancer I won't regret Ripping off the filters It makes them better, I burned my sweater It looked like a Cosby anyway. Things just don't get much better than this. Went to the local Irish pub. Saw a girl and popped a chub. Gave her a rubdown Her man had a meltdown and gave me a beat-down. I needed an ass-kicking anyway. This burning feeling's got me down I got it from this girl I found. She said I was funny Was looking for money, and called me honey. I needed some penicillin anyway. Things just don't get much better than this. Went on a scavenger hunt today Looking for brand new words to say Maybe then Zodiac Can swing from my nutsac and ask for a vote back. He needs a good bong hit anyway. Coming back down Hollywood Drive The cops pulled me over and made me lie "I hav'nt been drinking I've only been driving and actualizing. I just got drunk on wasted time."