Shall I compare yardbird and shakespere today, It stikes me as odd as they sound quite the same, Plagerising sonnet 18 is quite lame, Get a life yardbird please recite your aim, The words that you write are 400 years to late, All the requote you borrow won't get you a date, So whip out that playboy and please masterbate, Try as you might to be amused at most, Next time don't fuck with Shakesperes ghost, Stop butt fucking Sonnet 18, Calling it your own, You'll have much more luck sucking your bone,