This life just is much too hard on me It used to be all too swollen But now it’s being controlled by my pal nolan And I’m living in a colon No longer knowing who I’ll be pullin' Knowing though that it's hard on me <horus8 blows a perfect smoke ring> My goddamn life is just one big hard on I used to sleep on, but now it's hurtin’ Drowning in the semen that I can’t be spurtin' Drowning in the semen held up in my hard on I’ll never back down off of this hard on Don’t need you here maybe until pay day But fuck off right now I don’t need you to suck on Because I can’t handle all these blowjobs today Guess it all comes down to this hard on As my life becomes my biggest homophobic pun to date <horus8 in stilettos tells the men, "now tongues out"> Before I cause another dental casualty Gotta get away from gay society Everyone tries but I won’t bottom I’ll always be here full of scrotum No longer living my life with clothes on As my life becomes my best attempted hard on <horus8 uses jojoba oil & an aloe mixture & recomends it highly to all walk of life>