Head Exploding In the wind the pollen blows, If you have hayfever join my club In the morning my head explodes If you have hayfever join my club I've always got runny eyes and there's gunk inside my head if there wasn't so much, I'd be wise and probably spend less time in bed If my wedding is a summer scene I'll be sneezing a lot my vale will have to be yellowy green to camoflague the snot In the wind the pollen blows, If you have hayfever join my club In the morning my head explodes If you have hayfever join my club Sting went running in the fields of corn and the fields of barley (to be sung in sting style!) I can't even run on a short cut lawn else my nose will be runny God evented fun in the sun then hayfever to go with it I'll give it to God he's got a sense of humour but he really was a git In the wind the pollen blows, If you have hayfever join my club In the morning my head explodes If you have hayfever join my club