I fell in love, in Old Mexico It was the kind of love that wouldn't let go If you tried, and boy did ever But the more I strained The more she grew clever Que lastima, Que puedo aser Cupid's arrow struck me in the Cantina While I was drinking con mi bonita She's the one, that can squeeze ping pong balls Mujer paquita yes jovencita pero que lastima No mi tengo muy mucho dinero Que lastima, Que puedo aser Thank God, mi amigo, is pissing in el bano and sparking up a leno He has, better Spanish, well better than me and soon you'll see that my love is true Drink after drink, I couldn't shake her stare She made me forget just why I even cared Cuz she needed a dad, and I guess the shoe fit Cuz I wanted a mother with a first aid kit Que lastima, Que puedo aser Que lastima, Que puedo aser The next thing I know came a shoulder tap Erah dos banditos with a federales badge Yo dije chinga tu madre, pinche puto gringo carvron I smiled and said gracias amigo,playing dum I flashed him my seiko He punched me out and called me Richard Grieko Que lastima, Que puedo aser Thank God, mi amigo, is pissing in el bano and sparking up a leno He has, better Spanish, well better than me and soon you'll see that my love is true