scitz11 Aug 2003

It amazes me that whenever I see a Sci fi movie all the aliens choose to land in London, New York, Los Angeles. I mean what the fucks wrong with Mid Glamorgan? they could hide in the valleys undetected and then launch a surprise attack. As for that Ken Livingstone Mayor of London I have never seen a man fall so badly from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Fuck London and its shit food, posh talking scabs from Peckham, and its drivers ahhh man those drivers.