And how many times must I wish upon a falling bar stool? Wondering why...you've took my drink away And I'm here...(hiccup) blowing all my god damn pay, Tell me why you've gone and snatch'd me drink away... Son of a bitch (sneeze)...there has to be a better lay in this fucking piss trough than the tattoo on your ass. Tell me now...again, what was your name? And how many times must I wish upon a falling bar stool. Wonder she-it... I've blown my whole life away (belch), And I'm still stuck, with me and your felch... Wishing for another day and a tighter lay, Whatever your name is, I fucking love you (wet fart), Can't keep going on wishing for another bar stool to break my head wide open on then laugh and pound a boiler maker before I bend you over the dog house and bone. And how many times must I wish upon a falling bar stool, Wonder blankly... you've gone to church to pray. So tell me now, are you straight for God. Dumpling, don't keep me waiting fur duckbutter patte. Cause I... cunt spin around and cackle no mo O tey. Come on home and let's watch animal planet... Tell me now...all the men you've popped off the same fucking stool trying to make me feel special YOUR JUST LIKE MY MOTHER, TALK IS CHEAP, CHEAP! WHORE. Now... Where was I ? Yes, toppling off another bar stool. And how many times must I wish upon a falling bar stool. Wonder why... you've gone with him to shoot pool. Tell me now... are my days on this stool numbered. Can't keep waiting for you to fuck that plumber. Co dependent tramp, (wheeze)... Read my lips, DIE!!!. Cause tomorrow I might not be wishing for another bar stool, I might decide to grow the fuck up, and reveal my true identity, The Count of Monte Travolte, creator of disco, Nabisco, Sysco, and other corporate conglomerates, So fetch my another drink and shut the fuck up, this is my fucking stool till you see me put my hat on, bitch. ***** "Its supposed to be more of a rant than a Ode..."but isn't that what most songs are long poems and/or verse?" No, Songs are short poems compressed lyrically with certain heightened aspects repeated for chorus to emphasis a point for instance, my barstool" Thought I'd share with you. *****