Movie of the week "The man on the ice float" Drifting further south Than most have ever He spies a plane circling And decides to piss the word "Privacy" in immaculate cursive The plane writes "Buy a car this 4th of July!" In large puffy cottony letters The man ponders the invitation Then hunches down & scoops himself a snowcone out of his new home with his hat. Happy fucking Birth Day America.