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Return of a Fistful of Haiku (Haiku) by HaikuMofo

Mother's day is here I forgot to buy a gift I don't fucking care When is Father's day? I don't even fucking know. But I bought a gift. I know what you think. Another Markie Haiku !?! Aren't I pathetic. It's Haiku Friday This is better than Latin I'm so creative. She says no strait edge. Does she mean conservatives, or no razor play? Some stupid bastards took the other friggin' couch. I'll kill them later... Stop stomping, dumbass. At least you're not babbling about your campaign. --- Underneath the chair I put my hand in some gum. Was the trash too far? Flesh Gordon's Dead The Penisaurus got him, or Rapist Robots. Take any boyfriend and I'll bet you this one thing, I could kick his ass. Spatula City I wanna slap the flat Spat' then flip her over. Masturbate for peace, to stop all the bloody wars, and for lack of piece. Why'd he say 'Nice Top' when what he really meant was a nice lack of one? When I say 'Nice Top' It's for two other reasons, rather than for shirts. Big Ugly Fatty a Double Burger Paddy and tits on her back. Armed with Rick Astley I'll combat other music with the rankest cheese. Don't have insurance. Guess I can't visit dentists. I'll just have to brush. Don't talk to strangers. Shun them, blame them, estrange them. Pick 'em up at bars. Tremors the Series I can hardly fucking wait. Burt will blow shit up. Those no-ass people Spank them until it swells up. Then you'll have a shelf. --- --- I am True Neutral. One way or in another I've no strong feelings Paladin Goodies are filthy when considered. they have special 'mounts'. What else can I say? I have exhausted myself with Markie Haiku

horus8 15-Mar-03/11:56 AM
ha ha. someone blue three'd this. shame. i'll give it a 7. some were quite amusing regardless of the fact that you're not really.




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