Today at school I tripped I did I hit my noggin on a boy named Sid He said that soon he'd make me pay After school he did in a terrible way THIS IS WHY I BEAT YOUR DUMB ANOREXIC BITCH FACE DOWN ALL AROUND THE KITCHEN LIKE A WILY FLY In the afternoon I played in the park With Wally and Joe and on a lark They pushed me into old man Emerson's yard Why couldn't we push Joey? (He's a retard) THIS IS WHY I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FAGGOT BROTHER OF YOURS WITH A ROLL OF QUARTERS IN MY FIST Late at night as you tucked me in You told me I should pray for my sins I confessed them all and when I got to the third I got the impression that nobody heard THIS IS WHY I KILLED YOUR FATHER BY STEALING HIS MEDICINE TO COLLECT THE LIFE INSURANCE. YOUR MOM IS NEXT.