Midgets A lusty young lady named Bridget Who desired carnal love with a midget Late at night, by the wharf She diddled a dwarf Who made her erotically fidget. Bestiality Clem, living down on the farm Caused the animals much undue harm When asked why he'd creep To make love to the sheep He'd sigh "It's because of their charm!" Necrophilia Ed found his joy 'tween the thighs of girls whose souls were in the skies "Though sometimes it's cold and smelly," we're told "No one has complained of my size!"