-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.7 Feb 2003

Not long ago, I was batheing in a lake. I was nude. Then I was hit in the face with a flat stone. The dangerously stupid girl who threw the stone said she was "just skimming". Fortunately, I am fully trained in the Art of Facial Reppellence and was able to absorb the projectile on its third bounce using my Emergency Combat Glands. Next time, I might not be so lucky. So if you ever decide to spend your evenings "skimming" again, please make sure you are accompanied by a responsible adult and that you only use pretend stones or stones made out of cream cheese and/or chives. Good day.