<~>2 Feb 2003

2 buns! (hmm, is that equal to a buttocks? her mind races back to the table of weights and measures she never really memorized in home ec. damn! she can't remember. rather than risk looking like a fool by asking "where's the rest of the body," she decides to treat the head and the two buns as separate entities, and replies graciously) thankee kindly, good sir. and a severed head! a brunette! most excellent choice! this completes my caucasion collection! (she is grateful he did not bring her another asian trophy; she's had to discard 3 already this week, and the trash man has been complaining about the weight of her bins.)

you are too kind!