Jesus rides the comet When Hitler doesn't drive The Pope named the comet, So the Vatican would survive But, I ride the comet To a Venus lullaby While Satan wrestles Saturn And Neptune takes a dive Come on dive, dive deep down with me -Refrain (1) Time plays Doctor with its vague libido Atlas shrugs, I guess he's got the clap again Hear Poe's raven rapping at your window Kiss the tail it's frozen, just like your EGO So...what is with the comet? And...how come it's so cool? Does it give you added courage Like the tarot's smiling fool You should have rode it with me It's too bad you were scared Now you're forced to envy Because you never dared -Refrain (1) Frankenstein is teaching in the valley Count Dracula sold out to the Japanese The wolfman has a degree in accounting Just let me on the comet, pretty please