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Love (Other) by NinjaPoet

We were lying in bed, me and my girl, and the telephone rang. We let the machine pick up: Mr. Johnson, this is Captain Video, again. You have a late fee on, umm, 'The Butt Sisters Do Sturgis.' Please bring the movie back. Thank you. Weneverlaughedsohard.

<~> 31-Jan-03/8:48 AM
when God is done with your dishes, could you give him a ride to my house? i've had to wear the same pants for 3 days in a row. and i hate to do laundry. he can hit the liquor cabinet and watch the soaps while he waits. it's 3 or 4 loads. a coupla hours, max.

thanks.




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