Read me another bedtime story About a princess and a dragon And the knight in shining armor Who came to save her So that he could rape and abuse The beautiful princess Because fairytales tell no ending And then they both go to his kingdom (don't they daddy?) Where he knocks her up She dies in childbirth (I miss you mommy) He becomes a drunk And now does to the child as he did to its mother Wait, thats not a bedtime story There are no princesses or dragons Only the knight whose shiny armor got quite rusty