Bachus20 Jan 2003

"Who rang not the reception bellington.

The dead see him for aches and swellingtons.
With gnawed-off limbs instead of cash they pay;
More use for flesh than gold has Skellington.

And though he causes screams and yellingtons,
You get a lollipop for being brave!
Or possibly some caramellington!!"

you're right, except it's 76.8% vilanelle. which still cuts wood in my hood.