"I just have to say that I have been extremely happy with the results of this product. There is nothing else I have ever used that has made my skin look better. The weight loss has transformed me. I would have never worn that blue bikini in theh picture I sent you before I started taking Ultimate HGH 1000. I lost inches off my tummy and thighs. But my skin actually became tighter. It's amazing! I'm telling all my friends." Robin C. Dallas, TX <Robin, i was told by a one-eyed-pimp once, not to trust anyone who doesn't know how to spell, "the". Sorry, but you're totally fucking fired, pack your shit, nice ass by the way.> "I forgot what it was like to have this much energy! Now I don't dread working out anymore!" Jennifer S. Cincinnati, OH <i thought the ad said a 62% increase in memory shouldn't you be 'remembering' what it was like to have that much energy? by the way Jennifer is the most over used chick name, other than melissa, in known written history. enjoy your new found freedom> "I used to put moisturizer on my skin whenever I was done showering. Now I don't even bother anymore because I don't need to. My skin has literally become smoother and in only a matter of weeks! You've got a customer for life!" Lori J. Seattle, WA < Gross. Now this people is the best pitch ever. Spend 100's of dollars a month on this shit product, so you can save 4$'s a month on not using moisturizer for the love of christ> "I ordered a 3 month supply of Ultimate HGH 1000 and just finished my first bottle. I don't know if it is the product or just my head, but I have to say it is working! My muscle mass is increasing, I am sleeping better. I seem to be in a much better mood all the time, the bags under my eyes are gone and my skin is in much better condition. At 45 I feel like 30 at this point! Bill H. Chicago, IL. < I don't know if it is the product or just my head?"?, now we have something in common Bill, which frankly, bothers the living fuck out of me. thanks asshole, but it's your head. sadly, and mine> "My hair was horrible. It was thinning and prematurely greying. Thanks to Ultimate HGH 1000 my hair is as thick as ever and my color has come back as well! This is a God-send. Thank you so very much!" James R. Boston, MA <Your so very welcome! I just bet. now you can start date raping again James> "I am a former competitive bodybuilder and bodybuilding competition judge. Even though I consider myself to still be physically fit, at 39 years old I had noticeable 'love handles'. Since I started taking Ultimate HGH 1000 I have lost over 15 pounds and now have that trim waist I remembered having in my 20's. I have not changed my exercise or eating habits, and I don't have hunger pangs or cravings. I have also noticed that I don't want to take those afternoon naps anymore because my energy level has increased!" Robert R. Los Angeles, CA <Robert, i'm ashamed of you! all true men strive to earn the 'love handles of afternoon nappishness', and you YOU! just throw them away sir? tsk. tsk.. oh...have fun judging the 'male-form' for the rest of your pathetic existense by the way, nice lats> "After reading about the profound benefits that HGH can deliver, I must say I was a bit skeptical. I have taken quite a few suppliments in the past that did not deliver, but I am writing you to let you know that this product is the exception. The best way I can describe it is I began feeling good about things overall, and that was just after the first week. I was no longest depressed or anxious. I have energy now and it's making me feel young which in turn makes me very happy! I just had to say thanks!" Harold S. Madison <"Longest?" Harold, will you? could you possibly be more fucking gullible? Happy? you should be doing cartwheels and filling the tiding's box repeatedly at church.. This IS truly a miracle of Science and the almighty spirit! Let's all start talking in tongues filled by the holy spirit> [editor's note] sometimes life is about a little more than what people think about you, or how you feel about yourself. it's about saving the whales and sitting in 400 year old oaktrees so that bulldozers can't bulldoze, and eating tuna without the blood of dolphins splattered all over it... let's take a moment people for the children starving everywhere...great. thanks.. now has anyone seen my HGH 1000? i'm late for my personal trainer aGAIN!. [The Bachian Tribunal, is brought to you by 'try more' the easiest way to do less. and 'Brick house' better than plain old straw huts any day, windy or not]