INTRANSIT4 Nov 2002

Ok all, I was hauling Mercedes (Three pointed star logo) out of Baltimore MD when the absurdity of a car ,with more gadgets than a 747, jammed this haiku into my stomach. It's manufactured in Germany,(any one remember the holocaust?). It comes standard with an SOS button, which when pushed alerts local authorities, fire ,rescue, or whatever you need. I.E., saves lives. I almost didn't take the load just because of the cost of these damn things. But, hypocrite I am said, "you gotta eat too".

Ant to whomever pointed out the last line has 6 syllables:" Drats! I thought I had it nailed" Spelled "thousand" wrong too. shit.