Tintagiles19 Oct 2002

Department of Guardian Angels
Cloud 6
Heaven

Dear LIL ZAY:

We're afraid that your angel met with an accident; he was run over by a cement truck while sneaking away from you to go urinate. Unfortunately, we're rather understaffed right now, so it will be some time before we can get around to helping you. In fact, we may not be able to. We did ask for volunteers, but though one showed up, your obnoxious use of capitals turned him off -- he's rather delicate ears and didn't want to be yelled at all day. You could always ask the Devil -- he's rather a decent fellow if you ask the right way.

Regretfully,

Saint Gabriel Archangel
Spokesperson for God
Department of Guardian Angels
Cloud 6
Heaven.