Hoooweee! What a scam. What a deal! The line smoothes his Armani necktie pointing to the fine printed showroom billboard. "And there'll never be another deal like this one"! Meanwhile, his cronies finesse our finances as he leads us to the sinker pencils freshly leadened to carry us to the bottom. And let's not forget the hook, teeth shiney clean, who showed us the little guy across the street and what kind of junk he was selling. What an opening gambit. What happens when this contract goes full term? Oh, we'll still be here. A fish, strung up with all the others attracting bears.