You had to clap out on us, It was sad but true, All the chicken within, Had to be stewed. All the food has had to be cooked, And all the remains, 13 Curries to keep us going till Xmas, 10 Chicken Tonights for all the days, And Vienettas galore. We got ??170 composations, But if the truth be told, It turned out it was the fuse, That refused to be so bold. So now we have high portions, And now we have ??170, And now we have our freezer back, And now we have a fuse. I love you Freezer, You keep me warm, Please don't ever leave, I mean you no harm.