Got up this morning, Kicked the cat, It hissed at me, And then it scratched The back of ma leg, Then looked like an egg Which became red, Went to the hospital if not Id be dead. On the way home we hit the ditch, Momma yelled bitch. And it gave me a twitch, That caused a nerve in ma head, To go totally haywire, So we went back to the hospital At which I admire. For kicking the cat, Which gave me the scratch, Which started this shit, and caused all that. (this was just for fun, i can do better)