Dovina17 Oct 2006

“Jesus was a pussy. I love pussy. => I love Jesus.”
Jesus is God. I love God. => I love Jesus

Each of these conclusions is as good as its premise and its underlying “love.” One is facetious, the other possibly sincere. One mocks theism the other embraces it. I am “Dovinator,” you say, one who makes people like Dovina – as you wish. Allow me to Dovinate you with a question: Why did the rain slide down the window? In case you are planning to mock the question with a simple cause-and-effect one-liner, consider the cause’s cause.