Hum goes the computer and whistle goes the kettle Damn this bloody Viagra it’s turned my dick to metal Entering the foyer at work my office is ten floors up Talk about embarrassing the lift doors wouldn’t shut Whiz goes the bullet and sadly there goes my dog Under my truck, what rotten luck, the way that I laughed was quite odd I take a peek among my sheep and spot my favorite ewe It’s handy to have something like this when you’re looking for something to screw Moo goes the new born calf and other assorted cattle Oftentimes I wiggle my head and all I can hear is a rattle