Mr Pig2 Aug 2006

Tis a delight to be back Sire.

Birmingham is a vile city full of bumptuous metrosexuals and a place one would rather forget after my rather unsavoury incident with a harlot in spearmint rhino.

Why do they call it that anyway? its not like theirs any spearmints even though some of the ladies of the night resemble rhino's.

More of a Mollie Sugden chap me.