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72 virgins (but the bitches ain't fun) (Glosa) by ALChemy

Yeah he’s havin' girl problems, I feel bad for Hassan. He got 72 virgins but the bitches ain’t fun. [Verse One] He was in Iraq patrolin’ it now his back’s got holes in it. Foes, they wanna make sure his casket's pointin’ west. Rabbi critics, they say he's justa "Sunni Cash Ho". He formed a Jihad, stupid, got whacked by some Joes, then they blew up his truck in the middle of the road. Thinks he’ll be celebrating with heavenly hoes. He don't know what they fo’, bitches ain’t got twats or even assholes and they don't lick dick ‘cause they got shallow throat. Gotta beat his meat now and forever mo’. They don't show there tits, they just don't give a Shiite, YO. That man just can’t get himself none of that ass So now all he can do is stare at that black ass. Can’t understand the intelligence that Allah has Got all these damn bitches but he can’t fuck none He got 72 virgins but the bitches ain’t fun Hit me [Chorus] 72 virgins but the bitches ain’t fun. Yeah he’s havin' girl problems I feel bad for Hassan He got 72 virgins but the bitches ain’t fun Hit me -for Ranger upon request-

ALChemy 17-May-06/6:38 AM
Technically not a Glosa but close enough:

"99 Problems"

If your havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

[Verse One]
I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics that say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in your zapitos
You'd celebrate the minute you was havin doe
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
Got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give em more cash for ads...fuckers
I don't know what you take me as
or understand the intellegence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches nigga i ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[Chorus]
99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
If you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me -Jay Z




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