Just Shut Up! Everyone Just Shut Up! (Ode) by MacFrantic
or "An Ode to My Idiot Relatives"
Oh how your creeping
Meatballism sings to me
A chorus of many dunces
United in brazen melody
What for has this arisen
That we should not share
An affinity but of blood
Much less civil than fair
So let us just sit here
Amongst all the guests
And listen to whose
Drunken diatribe sounds best