zodiac20 Jan 2006

Just in time for Awards Season, it's
=====THE BEARDY AWARDS!!!!!1!!1?=====

Let's have a look at our contestants, shall we?

CATEGORY #1 - BEST BEARD MATERIAL
a) AIDS, zodiac
b) Zodiac's ginger chest boobs, Fraser Allonby, Q.C.
c) Meat, biteme
d) Cricket, Stephen Robbins

CATEGORY #2 - MOST AUTHENTIC NEGRO REACTION
a) "I los da die", Stephen or Fraser, I can't remember who
b) AIDS, zodiac
c) Not thinking it was funny, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.
d) Escape, Stephen Robbins
e) Lynching, AlChemy

CATEGORY #3 - MOST AUTHENTIC CHRIST REACTION
a) Turning white, zodiac
b) Smelling like a rich migrant Jew, edpeterson
c) AIDS, (tied) zodiac and biteme
d) Not thinking it was funny, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.

CATEGORY #4 - MOST TASTELESS OVERALL
a) "A money shot", -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.
b) "Rope", AlChemy
c) "Paper", zodiac
d) "A virus", zodiac

CATEGORY #5 - BEST RHYME
a) Martyr/tartar, biteme
b) Virus/admirers/prioress, zodiac
c) Beard 'im/sheared 'im/weird quim, -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.
d) Monopoly/unstoppably/Thermopalye, Stephen Robbins

CATEGORY #6 - BEST USE OF UNCONVENTIONAL RHYTHM IN A LIMERICK
a) "Monopoly", Stephen Robbins
b) "Crepe", Stephen Robbins
c) "Milk", Stephen Robbins
d) "A brogue", Stephen Robbins

CATEGORY #7 - BEST ENJAMBMENT IN A LIMERICK
a) "money / shot", -=Dark_Angel=-,P.I.
b) "material that's / ne'er been used", Fraser or Stephen
c) "a few / gems", edpeterson
d) "virus / known as AIDS", zodiac

Cast your votes! All tonight's winners' fathers will receive an authentic CHRIST BEARD* exactly one year before their own births! Yay!

(*=Beard material to be determined)