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ecargo20 Jan 2006

IMPROVED--WITH AIDS (of course)!!!

I bearded that Jesus with meat,
Thinking later to have such a treat,
but I left him untended
and alas! He ascended!
Now I’ve only got meat fit to beat.

Next, I bearded his Christ with fried chicken,
but some ‘ranker had soon thrust his dick in.
After eating that stew
of Godhead and spew
With AIDs I was suddenly stricken!

Then I tried bearding Jesus with fish—
was God ever a tastier dish?
Topped with some tartar,
a succulent martyr!
(Smelled like foul hell, but delish!)