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zodiac19 Jan 2006

I bearded that Christ with a wipe
Of the HIV-positive type,
But the wipe, it made raids
On his bum (being AIDS
With a passion for Negro-Christ pipe.)

So I bearded him once with a nappy
To cover his breasts (they were flappy.)
At least he looked cleaner,
But as for demeanor
We still couldn't tell if he was happy.